Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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