absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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