I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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