Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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