There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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