i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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