remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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