She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
i think im in europe. pls send help
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
