Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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