Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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