I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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