no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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