just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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