He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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