So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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