is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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