Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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