Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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