In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i dont even know how to be here
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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