I bet he comes in French.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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