i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
3 2 1 whiskey
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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