Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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