I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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