just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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