So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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