You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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