he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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