I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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