Whod you bang
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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