i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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