Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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