her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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