I feel like abortions should bother me more
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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