well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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