Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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