I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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