thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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