okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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