Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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