Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Randomize
