oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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