I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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