I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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