Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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