Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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