Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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