But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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