Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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