I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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