I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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