I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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