i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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