Christians are straight up FREAKS
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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