So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We need a shit load of segways right now
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
