i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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