We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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